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"Just needs a bit of ketchup" Caption Competition
Congratulations to Andrew Dawkins for his winning caption "After years of abuse, Ceri's landy had its own back..". Andrew will be receiving a piece of J33P Merchandise of his choosing. Thanks to club member Ceri Talyor (aka Cez) for choosing the winner and posing for the photo!
 
 
The other entries
 
What have l got to do to make this as good as a jeep !!!
 
Help Jeff, the awesome power is sucking me in!!!!!!!
 
Now where did i put that baked potato !
 
Pass me the sledge Geoff
 
Wish I'd bought a Jeep !
 
This manifold cooking isn't as easy as I thought .
 
Its nice and warm in here Geoff
 
Are you really sure this is the only way in when you've locked the keys inside????
 
I've heard 4x4's are thirsty but never seen one hungry before
 
People Power!
 
LandRover trying out a new environmentaly friendly engine
 
Like a scene from 'Jaws', Geoff couldnt look as Ceri's Landrover ate him alive..
 
Cez looked hard to see where the oil was coming from while Geoff stood by with the 'no nails'..
 
Where the hell is the blooming engine
 
For the third time that cold day the human cannonball missed the fluffy target of the Sisters Circus.
 
Rover manual page 62 appendix f: In freezing weather , furious leg thrashing will provide that extra 20 thou to adjust that just out of reach fiddly captive bolt
 
Cez regretted saying he liked Jeeps, whilst in earshot of his LandRover
 
Feed me .................Feed me now !!!!!!!
 
Cez didn't realise his landy was on the Atkins diet
 
HELP !!!! My shirts caught in the fan belt !!!!
 
No No don't tell me I know that face
 
It's mid engined you say ??????? Oh Bugger
 
Since welding the doors up Cez still hasn't perfected the elegant entry solution
 
Waahey.......see them now, do you want the mint imperial or the liquorice?
 
Munch munch munch! Hmm! Tasty LR Driver!!
 
It used to be easier when it was camels!!
 
Hurray up mate! No one's watching and it's my turn next!
 
I know there's an engine in here somewhere!
 
Has she gone yet Mike?
 
I like to eat up miles in my Jeep. My Jeep likes to eat me.
 
Jeep speaks with forked tongue
 
Mike says '...99, 100, ready or not, here I come!'
 
New driving position for Land Rover described as 'mildy uncomfortable' by users
 
Man-eating LandRover claims first victim
 
The scientist responsible for the BoaConstricter/LandRover hybrid biomechanical vehicle apologises for unforseen problems post production.
 
LandRover recalls hundreds of vehicles siting 'insatiable appetite' as the cause.
 
The LandRover says - 'I never could finish one of these in just one bite.'
 
The Man in Blue says '...99, 100, ready or not, here I come!'
 
'I know filling up your tank these days costs an arm and a leg, but this is rediculous!'
 
Safari park baboons ransack cars after learning to break into luggage boxes (Sp)
 
Nothing is safe from the cheeky monkeys who will take just about anything, including LandRover engines!
 
Thought that face looked familiar! Alright cez?
 
Should have gone to specsavers
 
Maneating trucks 2 - now it gets serious
 
British Film Institute decide to make a British version of 'Christine'
 
Cez said his Landy was costing him an arm and a leg, but this was getting ridiculous...
 
Does my bum look big in this?
 
Never wear leather soled shoes in icy conditions.