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"Woody Woodbridge Walking on Water" Caption Competition
Congratulations to Phil Walker for his winning caption "Look, if I spring gently on the soft-top I can make ripples". Phil will be receiving a piece of J33P Merchandise of his choice. Thanks to James of 4x4 Adventures for choosing the winner.
 
 
The other entries
 
Why couldn't you have parked it in the sand like last time !!
 
Look Ma, I am walking on water!
 
One two three, its here, no! 1-2-3, its here, no! 1,2,3, poke, no not here either
 
Cockles, any one?
 
I wonder if I should have put on my wife's thigh boots....
 
Who dares wins!
 
Damn the Jeeps, the Navy will keel haul me if I don't get my ship back!
 
The divining stick was unerring in its ability to find water.
 
Oh god! I left my winch b*$ch fast alseep in the passenger seat when I parked.
 
I told you to fit a bigger lift kit
 
You numpty, what do you mean "I dropped the keys"
 
Now consentrate young Jedi, use the force! Feel the force
 
Dancing on ice thats for pussys try, Dancing on water! now theres a challenge
 
Where's it gone (may be standing on it..........
 
Woody hasnt got the hang of hide and seek even when the other guy is fluorescent...
 
Now where's my battleship? I'm sure I parked it here somewhere!
 
OK! When that croc comes back, I'll show him this, and you wack him on the head with the stick when he bursts out laughing!
 
I'm sure a certian Mr Stewart Fine, parked his jeep here, somewhere
 
Don't you just hate it when passengers don't wear their seatbelts?
 
The perils of airing down too much....Doh!
 
IT WAS ONLY 20 PENCE
 
He was driving through about here... and he just disappeared...
 
Do I look gay if I stand here in my flo jacket and put my hands on my hips ?
 
Oooh look, I can do riverdance...
 
Woody gets practise ready to own a landrover... "and as I went through something fell off"
 
I parked it here and now its shrunk
 
Are you sure this is where you dropped your contact lens?
 
I know there's a plug here somewhere!
 
Welcome to Moonrakers.com
 
Which of us is on land and which is on the roof of my car?
 
I hate this H&S stuff. What's the point of buying a cammo jacket if I have to wear a hi-vis over it?
 
Well, that rain dance seemed to have worked!
 
These boots are made for wading, wading all over to you...
 
Go on be honest....this lake....well does my bum look big in this!
 
No matter how often it was explained....Woody failed to grasp that a flourescent surcoat defeated the purpose of the camoflage jacket
 
Oh well if i cant find it, I'll just have a word with Mark at MDG he's bound to have one in stock...
 
Pond Life
 
Have you found my keys yet
 
My Jeeps here some where
 
I'm sure you can hide an XJ underwater...
 
Rodder's Destroyer sinks Woody's Battleship!
 
In deeper water, its useful to have a guide. Its also useful to have a Jeep!
 
OK! Now, where did you say you saw the keys last?!!